The Land Transport Authority has unveiled its latest "ergonomic" bus stop seating, featuring a 75-degree incline and a surface coated in industrial-gr...
The Singapore government has officially designated the perennial Tuas Checkpoint stationary traffic as a National Monument to preserve the island’s he...
The Land Transport Authority has officially outsourced trail management to the MacRitchie macaque population. These furry fascists are now legally pe...
The Land Transport Authority has officially designated the "Taxi Uncle" as a protected national monument to ensure the survival of unsolicited geopoli...
The Singapore Tourism Board has officially launched the "Pioneer Generation Piston" initiative. It transforms elderly citizens into carbon-neutral hu...
The Land Transport Authority has officially designated all MRT carriages as "unisex industrial-grade saunas" to better reflect the daily commute. Com...
The Land Transport Authority has unveiled its "Service With A Smile Or A Sentence" initiative, mandating that all bus captains must greet commuters wi...
The Land Transport Authority (LTA) has officially reclassified PMD-related flat fires as “unauthorised pyrotechnic exhibitions,” subjecting homeowners...
The Land Transport Authority (LTA) has officially upgraded its "Stand Up for Singapore" campaign to "Sit Down and Die." MRT carriages now feature ceil...
The Land Transport Authority has officially rebranded all Singapore bus timing apps as “Speculative Historical Fiction,” admitting that the “1 minute”...
In a radical move to combat rampant individualism, the Land Transport Authority (LTA) has introduced mandatory ‘Intimate Carriage Zones’ on all MRT li...
In a bid to curb the "unprecedented threat" of dampening public transport floors, the Land Transport Authority (LTA) has unveiled its latest mandatory...
In a bid to curb ‘unnecessary’ congestion, the Land Transport Authority (LTA) has announced a revolutionary upgrade to the Electronic Road Pricing (ER...
In a stunning display of urban dominance, Singapore’s newly designated road cycling peloton has declared certain overhead bridges "exclusive air right...
Singapore unveils revolutionary bicycle parking towers, promising to revolutionise urban mobility by storing two-wheeled contraptions vertically, ther...
The Land Transport Authority (LTA) has announced a radical new initiative to combat the scourge of ‘seat hogs’ on public transport. Effective immediat...
In a shocking display of fiscal recklessness, thousands of Singaporeans were reportedly found this morning trapped in MRT gantries, their EZ-link card...
A groundbreaking report confirms that the new 'remote' bus interchanges, currently under construction in far-flung Jurong West and Woodlands, are actu...
Singapore’s Land Transport Authority (LTA) announced this week that the highly anticipated ERP 2.0 Onboard Units (OBU) will now require users to pay a...
Singaporean pedestrians, renowned for their exemplary queueing etiquette, have reportedly begun training for the upcoming Universal Pedestrian Crossin...
The Land Transport Authority (LTA) has unveiled its latest public transport safety campaign, featuring a new series of government mascots designed to ...
In a move signalling a new era of hyper-efficiency, the Land Transport Authority (LTA) has officially rebranded pedestrian wait times at traffic signa...
In a bold move to curb carbon emissions, the Land Transport Authority (LTA) has announced that all public bus poles will now be actively "pole-held" b...
The Land Transport Authority (LTA) today announced a groundbreaking, yet entirely predictable, initiative to manage the burgeoning crisis of cyclists ...
The Ministry of Transport (MOT) has finally cracked the code on achieving true national harmony: absolute silence on public transport. Following weeks...
Commuters across the island have expressed cautious optimism following the announcement of a new government initiative to address the epidemic of citi...