Singapore LTA to Accept Human Organs for COE Bidding

The Land Transport Authority has officially sanctioned the harvesting of non-essential organs to combat surging Certificate of Entitlement prices.

This revolutionary "Vitals-for-Vehicles" scheme allows citizens to offset the $160,000 cost of a basic sedan by donating a kidney or a section of liver.

"Wah lau, I sell one cornea also not enough to buy one small motorcycle COE, damn siao eh!" lamented local resident, Lim Kopi.

Authorities clarified that while a spleen grants you a Category A entry, a full heart transplant is required for a continental SUV.

"Last week price drop, this week sky-high, my blood pressure also fluctuate like the bidding price, steady poon pi pi," added another panicked commuter.

The government remains confident that by 2026, the only thing more inflated than car prices will be the national despair index.