
Yvonne Lim Renovates House To Ensure Husband Feels Completely Unwanted
Local actress Yvonne Lim has finally unveiled her luxury renovation, a minimalist sanctuary specifically designed to make her husband feel like a trespasser in his own home.
The highlight includes a dining table with a built-in “Cooking Slab,” for families who find the five-metre walk to the kitchen an unbearable human rights violation.
Lim also showcased a walk-in wardrobe so massive she was forced to evict her husband’s belongings to the guest room, officially completing his transition from life partner to live-in butler.
“Wah piang, the table can cook meat and the husband stay guest room?” remarked one local contractor.
“Sibei power, next time he stay under the sink lah!”
With scribble-proof walls and a piano that plays itself, Lim has successfully built a home where everyone is replaceable, especially the man who helped pay for it.
The actress also revealed a sunken bath, perfect for drowning out the sound of her husband’s muffled sobs coming from the guest wing.
This satire is based on a real news story.
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