Yishun Auntie Nominated For Oscar After Filming Unnatural Death

Yishun has once again proven it is the only place in Singapore where the laws of physics and common decency are merely suggestions.

A local resident is currently being scouted by Netflix after she successfully captured a 61-year-old woman’s final sprawl before the police could ruin the lighting.

"I saw the body and immediately knew the feng shui at Block 136 was perfect for my Facebook feed," the auntie said while checking her engagement metrics.

Police have classified the incident as an "unnatural death," which is basically the Yishun way of saying "a normal Tuesday morning."

Property agents are already pivoting, marketing the void deck as a "high-energy spiritual hub" for buyers who find Jurong too fucking boring.

Neighbors are just relieved it wasn't another siao lang with a chopper this time.