Ye Discovers Giant Glowing Orb Effectively Erases All Past Fuckups

Ye has finally confirmed that you can be a complete fuckup for years as long as you have a giant glowing testicle and enough smoke machines to hide the shame.

68,000 fans at SoFi Stadium officially decided that his history of absolute bullshit is now forgiven because the drop on his new track was fucking legendary.

It turns out "washing away sins" is just a marketing term for "I’m still rich and you’re still a simp."

Local Sinkies are already foaming at the mouth for him to bring his futuristic orb to the National Stadium so they can ignore his mental collapse while paying $600 for a shitty view.

If standing on a ball cleared your record, most of Parliament would be in space.