WW2 Bomb Found Waiting 80 Years To Clear Changi Immigration

The Singapore Armed Forces confirmed that the 250kg Imperial relic has finally cleared customs after an eighty-year backlog.

While typical Karens complain about a twenty-minute baggage delay, this explosive guest has been patiently holding its breath under Tanah Merah since 1942.

Construction workers reportedly mistook the rusted shell for a very angry, oversized sweet potato before the SAF arrived to ruin the vibe.

Authorities warned the public to expect "loud sounds," which is significantly more honest than any SAF recruitment video ever made.

The on-site disposal will occur at 2:30 am, providing a much-needed wake-up call for any construction workers accidentally getting enough sleep.

Experts say the blast will be the most "explosive" opening Changi has seen since the Jewel waterfall first went viral.