World Braces For WWIII As Sinkies Complain About 10-Cent Petrol Hike

As Benjamin Netanyahu expands military operations in Lebanon and the Middle East edges toward a total bloodbath, Singaporeans have declared a "Code Black" over the rising cost of petrol.

While millions face the threat of airstrikes, local residents are more traumatized by the 3.14 per cent jump in oil prices that might make their weekend drive to Johor Bahru slightly less profitable.

“Honestly, the humanitarian crisis is tragic, but have you seen the price of 98-octane lately?” asked one disgruntled Camry driver while ignoring a video of a missile strike.

The Singaporean government has yet to issue a statement on the war, as they are busy calculating how many more bus fares can be raised before people start revolting.

If the world ends tomorrow, the average Sinkie’s biggest regret will be not using their GrabRewards points before the nukes land.