Woodleigh Auntie Abandons Stolen Stew Like Disappointing Firstborn Child

In a display of peak Singaporean survivalism, a local auntie at Woodleigh proved that you don’t need a job when you can simply redistribute someone else’s $60 claypot chicken stew.

The seasoned thief managed to teleport the overpriced poultry into her own bags before the victim even realized her bank account had been violated for absolutely nothing.

What followed was a high-stakes tactical retreat to Woodleigh MRT, featuring more suspense than a Jack Neo movie and significantly more cardio.

Upon being cornered, the auntie performed a legendary “dump and run,” leaving the stolen bird on a platform seat like a bastard child she never wanted.

Proving that hunger eventually kills all dignity, the victim happily reclaimed her lukewarm, auntie-fondled chicken rather than seeking actual police justice.

Honestly, if you spend sixty bucks on a claypot, you deserve to be stalked by a hungry senior citizen.