Vogue Sues Dogue After Realizing Bitches Look Better In Couture Than Models

Global fashion giant Vogue has filed a lawsuit against canine magazine “Dogue,” finally admitting that animals are significantly better at wearing overpriced fabric than humans.

The lawsuit alleges trademark infringement, claiming that readers might confuse a high-fashion poodle in a ball gown with a regular Vogue cover model who just hasn't had a sandwich in six months.

Vogue lawyers argued that the term “copycat” was used intentionally, despite the defendant being a magazine primarily featuring creatures that enjoy sniffing their own rectums.

Local Singaporean dog owners, who regularly dress their Corgis in more expensive shoes than the average Grab driver, are reportedly “shook” by the legal drama.

“Eh, Vogue why so petty one?” asked Robertson Quay resident, Cheryl Lim, while carrying her Pomeranian in a $3,000 carrier.

“My Fluffy looks damn chio in her opera gloves, and unlike the models, she don't need to skip lunch to fit into the dress, she just need a treat only!”

Fashion experts suggest Vogue is simply terrified that a Shih Tzu in a trench coat is more relatable than a billionaire wearing a literal trash bag for $5,000.