US Successfully Returns Broken Refugee To Singapore For Military Punishment

The United States government has finally completed its most successful waste management operation by air-lifting human biohazard Amos Yee back to Singapore.

After a star-studded career in America involving prison sentences and a niche interest in digital filth, the 27-year-old visionary has returned to fulfil his destiny: scrubbing toilets in a Tekong bunker.

Local authorities confirmed that Yee’s request to replace his SAR-21 with a YouTube camera and a sense of unearned superiority was flatly denied.

"Wah lau, this fella back again? Hope he like botak head because nobody in bunk want to hear his cock and bull story," remarked local NSF, Tan Ah Kow.

Experts suggest the US only deported him because even their most hardened felons found his personality more toxic than the Chicago sewer system.

Yee will now spend the next few years learning that "freedom of speech" is not a valid excuse for skipping marching drills.