US Group Awards Dennis Chew For Language They Don’t Understand

The Society of Voice Arts and Sciences (SOVAS) has officially confirmed they have no fucking clue what Dennis Chew is saying, but it sounds "prestigious" enough for a trophy.

The 52-year-old Love 972 DJ clinched the ‘Best Chinese Voiceover’ award after judges in Brooklyn reportedly mistook his high-pitched 'Aunty Lucy' screeching for a rare, ancient dialect.

"We particularly enjoyed the demo where he sounded like a possessed vacuum cleaner," said one judge, who remains 90% sure Singapore is a province in Japan.

The victory proves that if you scream about ghost stories into a microphone for twenty years, eventually a confused Mat Salleh will mail you a plastic statue.

"Wa lao, he just talk about hantu only what," said one local listener.

"But since Westerners say he is world-class, we all must agree he is a legend now lor, sibei proud sia!"