Ugly Man Deeply Offended To Find Zero Spycams In Hotel

Local marketing executive Lim Teck Hua spent four hours scouring his budget hotel room for pinhole cameras only to realize his life is fundamentally unwatchable.

Despite checking every smoke detector and tissue box with a professional-grade infrared scanner, Lim was “visibly shaken” to find that no one gave enough of a fuck to film him.

“I even did a provocative dance in front of the alarm clock just to be safe, but the red light never blinked,” a devastated Lim told reporters while clutching his DIY detector.

Experts suggest that while voyeuristic technology has advanced, the dark web still maintains a strict “no average-looking office workers” policy for its premium content.

Lim has since filed a formal complaint with hotel management for making him feel sexually irrelevant.