Toddler Discovers Gravity While Helper Sneaks Out To Get Fucking Railed

Local actress Sora Ma has praised her 1.5-year-old’s "independence" after the toddler decided to audit a physics course on gravity by throwing himself down a flight of stairs.

The boy was forced into this impromptu career in stunt-work after his domestic helper decided her social life was more pressing than the survival of a human who lacks basic balance.

The helper, who was later dragged back like a common criminal, reportedly claimed she was just "meeting a friend," which is domestic worker code for "getting railed while your kid plays Russian Roulette with the furniture."

Ma has since fired the worker, proving that in Singapore, even "independent" babies still need someone to watch them not fucking die.