TLC Rebrands "19 Kids And Counting" To "19 To Life" After Arrest.

TLC has announced that its hit series will be undergoing a gritty reboot titled "19 to Life" after star Joseph Duggar decided to follow the family tradition of being an absolute fucking creep.

The move comes as the Duggar family transitions from collecting children to collecting felony charges, proving that their conservative lifestyle was always just a very long audition for a prison documentary.

Singaporeans, who usually reserve this much drama for the annual price hike of fish soup, are wondering how one family can produce so many predators without a single one of them being a Lion.

“Wah lau, this family tree not tree already, it’s a police lineup lah,” noted local resident Tan Ah Kow.

“First the brother go jail, now this one also want to join—they trying to reach 19 inmates and counting is it?”

Experts suggest the family’s next spin-off will focus on Kendra Duggar teaching viewers how to bake a file into a sourdough loaf while ignoring her four children.