Tiger Woods Achieves Rare "Hole-In-One" Into Florida Drainage Ditch

The world’s most consistent car-crash enthusiast, Tiger Woods, has successfully landed a spectacular ‘Hole-in-One’ into a Florida drainage ditch.

Police confirmed the golf legend attempted a high-speed overtake, proving his "driving" is far more lethal than his short game.

While breathalyzers detected no alcohol, authorities suspect Tiger was vibing on enough painkillers to tranquilize a literal tiger.

Local Singaporeans, however, remained completely unimpressed by the multi-millionaire's latest vehicular flip.

"Aiyah, this Tiger ah, every five years must flip car once is it?" remarked 54-year-old Grab driver, Tan Ah Huat.

"Drive until like fuck, then say is medicine. If I drive like him, LTA long ago catch me and rot in Changi already lah!"