Thirsty Singaporeans Pay $70 To Watch Buff Korean Man Pick Up Dog Shit

Resorts World Sentosa has confirmed that hundreds of thirsty Singaporeans are prepared to drag their confused labradors to Universal Studios at 7:00 AM just to breathe the same humid air as Physical: 100 winner, Amotti.

The “Paws For A Cause” charity walk invites fans to pay $70 for the privilege of walking one kilometre while watching a buff South Korean man try not to step in pug faeces.

While the event supports Guide Dogs Singapore, organisers noted a suspicious surge in “rent-a-dog” enquiries from single women who usually wouldn’t touch a canine without a wet wipe.

“Sunrise walk for what? My dog also haven’t wake up,” complained local fan Kelly Lim. “But Amotti there leh! $70 for one bento and one glimpse of his abs is damn worth it, even if my poodle kena heatstroke.”