Tengah Sinkie Claims Briefs-Only Door Kicking Is New Forest-Town Lifestyle

The government’s vision of a car-lite, green "Forest Town" has evolved into its final form: a middle-aged man in saggy briefs practicing Muay Thai on his neighbours' front doors.

The resident claims his minimalist attire is a high-tech strategy to combat global warming through maximum skin-to-air ventilation.

“Wah lau, I doing ‘Forest Bathing’ also people complain!” shouted the resident while delivering a roundhouse kick to a security gate.

“I saving electricity by not wearing pants, you don't know ah?”

Traumatised neighbours now fear the “Tengah Experience” is actually a mandatory front-row seat to a geriatric striptease.

One victim sighed, “I thought this was an eco-town, not a mental asylum in the woods.”