Taxi Drivers Arrested For Mastering Malaysian Culture Too Quickly

Eight Singaporean taxi drivers have been arrested for the high crime of finally mastering the local customs of Johor Bahru.

The Corrupt Practices Investigation Bureau (CPIB) was reportedly alerted after several uncles tried to treat the Causeway bus lane like a VIP membership perk.

These logistical geniuses allegedly offered "kopi money" to Malaysian officers to avoid the crushing reality of their own shitty driving decisions.

"We are horrified that Singaporeans would bypass a four-hour jam just because they have a bit of spare cash and zero morals," a source didn't actually say.

It appears these drivers forgot that while Malaysian law is a flexible suggestion, Singaporean authorities have a massive hard-on for ruining your life over fifty bucks.

The suspects are now learning that "cross-border cooperation" does not include sharing the same slippery legal standards as our neighbours.