Stolen Hollywood Ring Returns; Singaporeans Expect Lost Slippers Back Next

The news that a Hollywood starlet’s stolen engagement ring miraculously returned has triggered a wave of toxic entitlement across Singapore.

Residents are now flooding police stations demanding the immediate return of every umbrella and flip-flop lost since the early nineties.

One agitated citizen was seen screaming at a community center about a stolen Tupperware container from a 2012 potluck.

"Wah lau, her ring can come back, but my limited edition Hello Kitty cup cannot come back from Yishun?" asked one victim.

"I wait so long already, don't tell me only Hollywood people got karma, we Sinkies got nothing ah?"

Authorities reminded the public that their stolen possessions have likely been repurposed as makeshift spittoons in Geylang.