Stolen Dogs Escaping Slaughterhouse Show More Teamwork Than Your Toxic SME

A pack of seven dogs in China has successfully navigated 17km back home after escaping a thief, displaying more tactical coordination than a group of Singaporeans trying to decide where to eat lunch.

The canines reportedly maintained a protective formation during their two-day journey that put the Singapore Armed Forces’ route marches to absolute shame.

Local HR experts suggest the dogs’ ability to stay together without "ghosting" each other is a feat statistically impossible for any local project team.

"Walau, these dogs got better teamwork than my office leh," remarked local clerk Ah Huat, whose colleagues treat "collaboration" like a contagious disease.

"Usually if one person kena arrow by boss, the rest already run away and start a Telegram group to talk cock about him," he added.

The government is now considering hiring the dogs to teach civil servants how to actually finish a project without forming seventeen redundant sub-committees.