Special EV Plates To Help SCDF Identify Which Vehicle Is High-Voltage Bomb

The Land Transport Authority (LTA) and SCDF have proposed new licence plates for Electric Vehicles (EVs), finally allowing owners to officially signal their moral and financial superiority to everyone else stuck in the KPE.

While officials claim the plates assist in "specialised emergency procedures," insiders confirm the design serves as a giant neon sign reading: "Please don't use water on me, I’m a very expensive lithium-ion firework."

"LTA very smart sia," said local driver Ah Huat. "Last time I only know he is rich because of the silent engine, now got special plate so I can feel like a peasant from 50 metres away."

SCDF officials noted that identifying EVs early helps firefighters decide whether to deploy a hose or simply stand back and watch $250,000 worth of technology melt into the pavement.