SOC Deployed Because Clementi Uncle Refused To Open Fucking Door

The Singapore Police Force successfully neutralised a 79-year-old biological threat in Clementi who committed the heinous crime of locking his own front door.

Special Operations Command (SOC) officers arrived in full tactical gear, presumably because they heard the uncle possessed a lethal collection of Tiger Balm and a very sharp tongue.

The SCDF deployed two giant safety life air packs, providing the neighborhood with the most expensive bouncy castle experience in Clementi's history.

"We activated the Crisis Negotiation Unit to ensure the suspect didn't launch a suicide mission involving his dentures and some stale Jacob's crackers," whispered one heavily armed officer.

Tactical teams finally breached the unit after 2.5 hours of intense standoff against a man who was likely just trying to find the television remote.

The uncle was apprehended under the Mental Health Act, because wanting to be left the fuck alone in Singapore is now a medical emergency.