SMRT Bus Collides With Lorry Near Checkpoint To Delay Your Cheap JB Trip

An SMRT bus service 178 successfully executed a strategic collision with a lorry near Woodlands Checkpoint, ensuring dozens of Singaporeans were significantly delayed for their weekend of exploitation in Johor Bahru.

While the bus sustained a shattered windshield and a dislodged bumper, officials confirmed the only lasting trauma was the temporary loss of access to cheap Malaysian petrol and illicit chewing gum.

Witnesses reported that commuters were less concerned about the lack of physical injuries and more worried about whether the massage parlours in City Square would hold their bookings.

"Waste my time only, now the exchange rate drop then I reach there is for what?" grumbled local auntie Mavis Tan, while aggressively shoving her way onto the replacement bus.

SMRT has apologized for the inconvenience, promising that future accidents will at least happen closer to a shopping mall with better air-conditioning.