SME Boss Tells Heat-Stroked Worker To Stop Being So Dramatic

A new study confirming that a mere 1-degree temperature rise quadruples heat stroke risk has been dismissed by local employers as a "minor skill issue."

While researchers warn of permanent brain damage and organ failure, construction firms remain optimistic that the 250% risk spike will help natural selection weed out workers who lack "resilience."

"Wah lau, little bit hot only want to peng san ah? In my time, we work until skin peel also never complain," remarked one manager while lowering his office air-con to a frosty 18 degrees.

To combat the heat, authorities suggested attaching portable fans to uniforms, effectively transforming the migrant workforce into low-cost human air-fryers.

"One degree only what, don't be so fucking weak lah," the manager added, before ordering his sweating subordinate back into the sun.