Sinkies Vow To Drown Themselves After BTS ‘Swim’ Teaser

The legendary K-pop group has finally graced the world with a 16-second video of a woman looking at a boat, prompting Singaporeans to collectively lose the will to live on dry land.

The lead single, “Swim,” has triggered a nationwide movement where fans are reportedly filling their bathtubs and practice-holding their breath until the Friday album release.

Authorities are concerned that the Korean comeback will result in thousands of obsessed fans attempting to paddle across the South China Sea on inflatable flamingos to reach Seoul.

“Standard procedure only what, the song call ‘Swim’ so must swim lah!” shouted one crazed worker while tossing her office laptop into Marina Bay.

“My husband say I siao, but he don’t understand the deep metaphorical ocean of their glowing skin.”