Sinkies Unimpressed By Actress Calling Two-Day Movie Binge Work

The Hollywood elite have reached a new peak of delusion after a world-renowned actress claimed that watching five vampire movies was "impressive" research for her role in "The Drama."

While the starlet treats a basic couch-potato session like a Navy SEAL training exercise, Singaporeans—who routinely endure 12-hour shifts followed by a 15-episode Netflix binge just to numb the pain of existence—are profoundly unimpressed.

Local residents noted that if watching sparkly teenagers counted as professional labour, the entire population of Punggol would be eligible for a productivity bonus.

"Walao, she watch five movies only then act like very shiong?" asked one exhausted auditor.

"I watch twenty episodes of Hong Kong drama every weekend while doing laundry, I also never say I doing research for my toxic boss leh!"