Sinkies Traumatised By CGI Dwarves Demand Full Medical Reimbursement

The Golden Raspberry Awards have officially confirmed that Hollywood has finally achieved its goal of producing pure, unadulterated visual sewage.

Singaporean audiences, renowned for their masochistic love of expensive garbage, reported actual physical nausea after witnessing the live-action remake of a fairytale classic.

"The dwarves look like mutated fishballs with hair, I almost vomit my popcorn out leh," complained one traumatised cinema-goer.

The sci-fi epic filmed entirely on Zoom also swept the awards, featuring a famous rapper who apparently forgot how to act during the pandemic.

"This Zoom movie is worse than my office meeting on Monday morning, no bluff you," said a local corporate slave.

Despite the absolute horror, Sinkies are still hate-watching the films just to feel something other than the humidity.