Sinkies Transfer Millions To Scammers Using Supreme Court WhatsApp Stickers

The Singapore Courts have issued a frantic warning to citizens who believe the Chief Justice spends his afternoons sliding into DMs to request iTunes gift cards.

The scam involves fraudulent documents sent via Telegram, promising that a quick PayNow transfer to "Gavel_Master_88" will dissolve a life sentence for chewing gum.

Experts suggest Sinkies are uniquely vulnerable because their entire identity is built on a primal, erotic fear of being sued by any entity with a letterhead.

"I see the logo very power leh, got the scales of justice sticker and everything," one victim sobbed.

"The message say if I don't pay 5k now, the Mata come my house and rotan my backside, so I transfer lor!"