Sinkies Thrilled to Finally Become Tenants of Johor Royal

The Singapore government has graciously allowed a foreign royal to turn Holland Road into his personal SimCity project.

The URA has confirmed that rezoning lush forests into concrete mansions is "environmentally sensitive," provided the owner has a crown and several supercars.

"Last time we go Johor for cheap massage, now Johor come here to be my landlord, damn upside down sia," remarked one local resident.

The land swop ensures that while Singaporeans get to look at trees, the royal landlord gets to look at multimillion-dollar floor plans.

It is a heartwarming tale of a tiny island nation successfully upgrading from a sovereign state to a high-end property management firm.