Sinkies Terrified HK Actress Might Join Mediacorp Channel 8

After thirteen years of crying on command and playing various versions of the same legal executive, a prominent Hong Kong actress has finally fled the TVB plantation.

The former beauty pageant runner-up announced her departure via a nauseatingly poetic Instagram post, claiming she is “stepping into the wilderness.”

Panicked Sinkies, however, interpret “wilderness” as a code word for Singapore, sparking fears she might descend upon local screens to salvage our tragic 9pm dramas.

“Wah lau, please don't let her come here,” said local TV addict, Mdm Tan.

“If she join Mediacorp, she will become wood like the rest of them, then start selling frozen fish on TikTok live, very sian one!”

The actress was promptly scrubbed from the network’s website, ending her reign as the only reason Singaporean aunties stay awake after their evening porridge.