Sinkies Suddenly Lifelong Motorhead Fans Following Guitarist’s Tragic Death

The legendary Motorhead guitarist’s death has sent shockwaves through Singapore, specifically among people who only learned he existed ten minutes ago.

Local office workers are reportedly scouring Spotify for the one song they recognise to post on Instagram with the caption "RIP Legend."

The musician’s passing following a major operation has triggered a national day of mourning for posers who only liked the cool pig-snort logo.

One local accountant, wearing a crisp band tee from Uniqlo, expressed deep sorrow.

"Wah lau, I so sad sia, his music is very fast like my heart rate when I see my boss," the accountant sobbed.

Experts suggest the "complex operation" was to surgically remove his ears to avoid hearing Sinkies mispronounce the name.