Sinkies Ready To Pay $15 To Watch Jobless Oppa Cry

South Koreans are reportedly flocking to cinemas in record numbers to witness a deposed king suffer in high-definition 4K glory.

*The King’s Warden* has become the highest-grossing film in the country’s history, proving that nothing sells better than a handsome man losing his job and dignity.

Local Singaporeans are already camping outside Golden Village, prepared to spend fifteen dollars on a ticket just to feel something other than crushing office boredom.

“The king so handsome even when he kena banish to ulu place, I also want to be his warden and touch his face,” said 34-year-old administrative assistant, Michelle Teo.

Psychologists suggest the film is a hit because watching a royal rot in a village makes our own pathetic corporate lives feel slightly more majestic.