Sinkies queue overnight for purple sludge that simulates sudden death

McDonald’s has finally unleashed its viral purple discharge onto Singapore, allowing residents to simulate a gruesome berry-flavoured death for the price of a meal upgrade.

Thousands of status-starved locals have already flocked to Bugis to scan QR codes on a giant mutant’s back, hoping to unlock the secret to a photogenic cardiac arrest.

The trend, which requires participants to convulse on the floor like a cockroach sprayed with insecticide, has been hailed as the most culturally significant event since the last Hello Kitty riot.

“Wah lau, the shake taste like cough syrup but the TikTok video get 2k likes, so worth it lah,” one influencer noted.

Citizens are reportedly camping out for Grimace puffer bags to ensure they look fashionable while projectile vomiting violet foam.