Sinkies Pay $800 To Watch Chef Physically Assault Underpaid Interns

Singapore’s elite gourmands are flocking to a new pop-up where the main course is served with a side of blunt-force trauma.

The local Head Chef has successfully rebranded his tendency to hurl heavy copper pans at teenagers as "artisanal emotional seasoning."

Diners claim the foraged pine cones taste significantly more "robust" when the kitchen staff is weeping audibly behind the pass.

One socialite noted that a meal isn't truly Michelin-worthy unless a sous chef is dragged by his apron into a cold storage locker for playing the wrong music.

"Wah, the vibe is damn authentic, leh," said local foodie, Mr. Lim.

"If the chef don't kick the waiter until he cry, then how I know the food got soul?"

Apparently, physical battery is the only way to justify an $800 wine pairing.