Sinkies Outraged ‘One Battle After Another’ Isn’t About Morning Commute

The 98th Academy Awards left Singaporeans furious as One Battle After Another won despite failing to feature a single train breakdown scene.

Local audiences were disgusted that a movie titled after their miserable existence was actually about a director’s "vision" rather than the struggle for hawker centre seats.

“The title so clickbait one!” screamed a sweaty commuter.

“I thought was documentary about Raffles Place lifts, but is just Hollywood nonsense lor.”

“If you want real battle, you try go JB on Friday night lah!”

Meanwhile, KPop Demon Hunters winning left fans disappointed that Korea hasn't yet exported demons to hunt down errant delivery riders.

Netizens further slammed Sinners, claiming the award belongs to anyone who doesn't return their tray.