Sinkies Outraged As Middle East War Rudely Interrupts Planned Stopover In Dubai

Thousands of Singaporeans are currently filing formal complaints with the UN because a regional war is selfishly interfering with their Krisflyer Gold status.

The Ministry of Foreign Affairs has urged all Sinkies to avoid the Middle East, primarily to save embassy staff the administrative nightmare of repatriating a charred body that forgot to eRegister.

"I don’t care about the drone strikes, I just want to know if my layover in Doha still includes the free lounge access," screamed one local man while clutching a vintage 2021 TraceTogether token.

MFA officials reminded citizens that while being caught in a cross-border missile barrage is "unideal", failing to buy comprehensive travel insurance is the only true sin in this country.

Most Singaporeans have responded to the "stay indoors" directive with total indifference, as they haven’t felt the touch of direct sunlight or a non-centralised cooling system since the late nineties.

At press time, several influencers were seen trying to pivot their "desert aesthetic" photoshoots to include aesthetically pleasing rubble from the safety of an Orchard Road bunker.

Ultimately, Sinkies remain more terrified of a 1% GST hike than they are of a tactical nuclear exchange.