Sinkies outraged $138 rape bounty can’t even buy Airpods

A manhunt is underway for four masked men who allegedly gang-raped a 90-year-old woman, with a reward so low it wouldn't even cover a wheel clamp release fee in Toa Payoh.

The assailants abandoned their plan to toss the victim into a well after hearing nearby voices, proving that even monsters have better situational awareness than a Sinkie on his phone.

The crime was finally exposed when a local pharmacist became suspicious of the daughter’s frequent visits to stock up on medical bandages.

"Wah lau, S$138 for four guys? You think you buying second-hand Android phone ah?" asked a delivery rider.

"That kind of money not even enough for one night fine dining, better stay home sleep lah."