Sinkies Now Using Swords For Standard HDB Dispute Resolution

The Singapore government has confirmed that bringing a sword to a neighbourly dispute is now the official national standard for HDB etiquette.

Residents at North Bridge Road enjoyed a live-action remake of Kill Bill when two women allegedly attacked a man before barricading themselves inside with a narcotics-fueled arsenal.

The SCDF deployed a massive air pack, providing a soft landing for any auntie who mistakenly believed she could double-jump off the eleventh floor while high.

“Siao liao, they got swords and drugs some more, I thought they just fighting over laundry space only,” whispered a traumatised eyewitness.

Police eventually seized the blades, disappointing local enthusiasts who were expecting a final boss battle in the common corridor.