Sinkies Launch Organic Biological Warfare Against Noisy Construction Workers

In a move that combines botanical passion with high-rise psychopathy, a local resident has pioneered a new form of “earth-friendly” assault by pelting construction workers with potted plant soil.

The visionary perpetrator decided that since the drilling was loud, the most logical response was to attempt to bury the staff alive from the corridor using nothing but handfuls of premium potting mix.

Experts suggest this “natural” projectile is the perfect solution for Singaporeans who want to commit a crime while maintaining their commitment to a Green Plan.

“Wah lau, noise so loud I cannot sleep, so I give them some free fertilizer lor,” shouted the resident.

A worker noted, “Simi siao? I building house for him then he throw dirt at me like I am kangkong.”