Sinkies Furious That World War III Is Interrupting Their Annual Leave

Thousands of Singaporeans are reportedly "absolutely bloody triggered" after Singapore Airlines and Scoot cancelled flights to the Middle East, effectively ruining several influencers' plans to post desert aesthetic thirst traps.

While missiles are currently raining down on Dubai like free vouchers at a Don Don Donki opening, local travelers are mostly concerned that their travel insurance won't cover "act of god-tier geopolitical incompetence."

One disgruntled Sinkie, currently stranded in a hotel lobby, told reporters that being vaporised by an Iranian drone is "still way better" than having to return to his CBD office on Monday morning.

Meanwhile, the Singapore embassy has urged citizens to stay indoors, a request most Singaporeans find easy to follow since the Middle East lacks the superior air-conditioning of VivoCity.

SIA has offered affected passengers a full refund in KrisFlyer miles, which can be used to buy an overpriced toaster or absolutely nothing of value until the heat death of the universe.