Sinkies Finally Find Inner Child After Decades Of Corporate Lobotomy

Desperate for a break from the soul-crushing monotony of spreadsheets, local adults flocked to the Esplanade to watch a man in an orange onesie act like a predator.

The performance, featuring dancers wearing buckets on their heads, was hailed as the most accurate depiction of a Singaporean middle-manager’s emotional range.

Witnesses reported seeing fully-grown senior consultants weeping with joy as they were finally permitted to toss fruit at strangers without being arrested.

"I forget already how to play leh, my boss only teach me how to OT until midnight," sobbed one audience member, clutching a pine cone.

"Normally I only growl at my kids to go study, but here I growl for art, so it’s very high-SES lor."