Sinkies Excited To Spend Long Weekend Smelling Each Other’s Exhaust

Thousands of local masochists are preparing for their favorite holiday tradition of sitting in a stationary car for eighteen hours straight.

ICA officials have confirmed that the wait at the Causeway will be longer than the lifespan of a hamster.

Despite warnings of "very heavy traffic," Singaporeans are still flocking to the border like lemmings with a craving for cheap diesel and mediocre massages.

"There’s nothing like the bonding experience of watching your wife have a mental breakdown because she needs to pee in a Pokka bottle," said one father of three.

Queue cutters will be sent to the back of the line, which currently ends near the year 2029.

Have a great holiday, you absolute idiots.