Sinkies Envious China Public Sex Act Didn’t Happen In Tampines

The recent display of public BDSM in Changsha has left Singaporeans deeply resentful that their own local scandals are limited to HDB staircase landings.

While the Chinese couple faces a decade in prison for "picking quarrels," local netizens are mostly outraged that the viral footage lacked 4K resolution.

"China people really steady lah, got live show for free on the street," remarked one envious warehouse worker.

"Here in SG, if you even hold hand too long, some kaypoh auntie already record you and post on Stomp, damn sian!"

Sociologists claim this collective bitterness stems from the fact that Sinkies must ballot for three years just to have a bedroom for activities that China provides for free on Jiefang West Street.