Sinkies disappointed Iraq plane crash lacked standard Hollywood explosions

The Pentagon’s "Operation Epic Fury" has been widely panned by Singaporeans for failing to live up to its blockbuster branding.

Six crew members perished when their refueling tanker spontaneously embraced gravity in "friendly" Iraqi airspace, somehow failing to attract even a single rocket from the locals.

"Wah lau, crash in Iraq also no hostile fire? So malu sia," remarked a local logistics coordinator.

"Usually Iraq news got big explosion, this one just fall down like my grandfather in toilet."

While a second plane escaped with a clipped tail, Sinkies noted the wreckage was still less impressive than a typical e-scooter fire.

Officials are investigating why the aircraft chose to retire mid-flight without any external encouragement.