Sinkies Devastated After Middle East Conflict Ruins TV Schedule

As the FIA scrapped the Bahrain and Saudi Arabian races, millions of Singaporeans have declared themselves the primary victims of the escalating geopolitical crisis.

While world leaders scramble for diplomacy, local fans are staging a digital protest because their Sunday night plans now involve interacting with their families instead of watching expensive cars turn left.

"Wah lau, cannot like that leh, they fight their problem, why must stop the car race?" complained one disgruntled local punter.

"Now I sit at home Sunday night play with my thumb is it, so sian!" he added.

A senior sports analyst noted that the psychological trauma of losing two race weekends is comparable to a major breakdown in public transport.

Singaporeans remain hopeful that global peace can be achieved solely for the sake of the 2026 leaderboard.