Sinkies Demand Million Dollar Bribe To Squeeze Out Single Infant

With Singapore’s fertility rate hitting a terminal 0.87, the government’s attempt to bribe citizens with a measly $500 credit has been met with the collective middle finger of a dying nation.

New surveys reveal nearly 40% of Sinkies are remarkably unimpressed by "existential challenge" discount vouchers, noting that $500 barely covers the cost of a toddler’s organic kale.

“Five hundred dollars only? You think I making Lego set ah?” remarked 39-year-old Jason Lim.

“Diapers so expensive, milk powder like gold price, and they give us credits like we playing Monopoly. Give me $1 million cash or I let my bloodline end here lor!”

The State remains baffled that citizens won't produce future tax-paying units for a few vouchers and a pat on the head.