Sinkies cause massive gridlock to save price of one McSpicy.

The national pastime of queuing has reached its final, most idiotic form at Cnergy Dunman.

Hundreds of drivers are currently performing a complex mathematical ritual where they burn twelve litres of fuel while idling for three hours, all to save exactly nine dollars.

Traffic has become so congested that SBS Transit buses are now essentially permanent roadside decorations.

“Save thirty cents per litre leh, wait three hours is worth it what!” yelled one driver, who has already idled away his entire profit margin.

Local residents report that the constant honking has successfully replaced the need for alarm clocks or any remaining will to live.

It appears the average Singaporean would gladly block a fire engine if it meant a slight discount on 95-octane.