Sinkies Buy Hand-Made Balinese Ferraris to Escape Crushing COE Costs

In a stunning indictment of the local economy, elite Balinese craftsmen are now hand-building legendary sports cars for Singaporeans who have run out of organs to sell for a COE.

Tuksedo Studio is reportedly flooded with orders from "High Net Worth" Sinkies who crave the vintage prestige of a 300SL without the minor inconvenience of paying $150,000 for a scrap of paper.

The lead architect claims his 80 artisans can recreate a DB5 using nothing but sheer willpower and rhythmic metal-shaping hammers.

Local car enthusiast and professional LinkedIn influencer, "Desmond," expressed his delight at the cost-cutting measure.

"Wah lau, why pay six figures for paper when I can get this Balinese uncle to ketok the metal body by hand until it looks like a Ferrari?"

"If I drive fast enough, LTA also won't know it's actually made from old Milo tins!"