Singapore Slurp: Sinkies Baffled by High-Tech Gas Stoves in Ancient China Drama
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Sinkies Baffled by High-Tech Gas Stoves in Ancient China Drama

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Daniel Lim
Wednesday 18th March 2026 @ 10:07 SST
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Singaporean Netflix addicts are hailing a new Chinese period drama as a historical masterpiece for revealing that ancient China actually invented the gas stove and the creepy cameraman.

"Pursuit of Jade" has captivated local audiences by featuring "accidental" appearances from the production director, a paparazzi in a T-shirt, and a CGI servant who runs directly into a flood like a depressed office worker.

"I never know last time so advanced one, got blue flame gas stove some more," remarked one local viewer while ignoring their own crumbling life.

"This actor also very talented, can act until like he is dead but eyes still open to look for his GrabFood delivery!"

Industry experts suggest the presence of a 21st-century crew member in the background is actually a subtle metaphor for how state surveillance has always been omnipresent.

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