Sinkies Applaud Luxury Car For Identifying As A Budget Sedan

The Singapore motoring scene has reached peak comedy as the Xpeng G6 Air successfully "identifies" as a budget vehicle to infiltrate Category A.

By lobotomising its engine to satisfy the 110kW limit, this premium beast allows wealthy elites to pay "poverty prices" while possessing enough torque to liquefy a Toyota at a red light.

The government’s visionary system continues to flourish, ensuring the category once reserved for humble families is now a playground for luxury tanks with identity crises.

"Liddat is very good lor, I can act poor but still got massage seat to rub my backside while I cut people lane," remarked one local property agent.

The move confirms that in Singapore, being "low income" is merely a software setting.